Dear Mother Nature,
I am so over this winter-long snit of yours.
Perpetual gray skies and the occasional sulky snow shower do not make for happiness and harmony among humans.
Everyone in this valley is so sunlight- and vitamin D-deprived that we are going to have to double our anti-depressants.
And the hopes for a decent water level this coming summer are blighted once again, thank you very much.
There's still time to get your act together.
Snow or get off the pot, woman!