Thursday, February 25, 2010

Open Letter to the Woman in the Clouds

Dear Mother Nature,

I am so over this winter-long snit of yours.

Perpetual gray skies and the occasional sulky snow shower do not make for happiness and harmony among humans.

Everyone in this valley is so sunlight- and vitamin D-deprived that we are going to have to double our anti-depressants.

And the hopes for a decent water level this coming summer are blighted once again, thank you very much.

There's still time to get your act together.

Snow or get off the pot, woman! 

Love always,

1 comment:

Christy said...

Oh my word - too dang funny! I hope she gets her act together or she's going to have to answer to you!